February 2012
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Kind of a question
Are “Have a safe night.”/”Be safe.”/”Get home safe.” a standard goodbye in the South, or should I in any way be nervous?
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Jay-Z and B skipped the Grammys for dinner at... →
This is the second time I’ve heard of them going there, 10 minutes from my house, and I still haven’t been for some reason. What’s wrong with me?
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Trivia night, and everyone is suddenly "busy."
SARAH: are we pariahs now?
me: did someone start a 'sarah and katie are whores' webpage?
me: because we slept with tim riggins??
SARAH: it was worth it.
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In anticipation of the Superbowl, I watched my...
Have you seen it? It’s a pretty good show! My only thing is why doesn’t that Lyla/Layla character open her mouth when she talks? :(
January 2012
22 posts
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Sarah is being mean to me.
Katie: This apartment should be a safe place for all of us.
Sarah: You're right, I should have taken it out on my felt.
Katie: Yeah, you should have taken it out on yourself.
Sarah: MY FELT!!! Not myself!!
nprfreshair:
Terry was on The Colbert Report last night. If you missed it, you can watch the video here. Also, here’s a list of the interviews Stephen mentioned during their chat:
Grover Norquist on Fresh Air
Bill O’Reilly on Fresh Air
Stephen Colbert on Fresh Air
Jeff Mangum of Neutral Milk Hotel at BAM-Review | NY Times
It could grow incantatory, as it did in the tolling ballad “Oh Comely.” But it also, despite the worshipful crowd, courted monotony. Mr. Mangum’s vocals, unvarying and absolutely steady on pitch when he held a note, could suggest a flesh-and-blood version of Auto-Tune.
I hate this review (like, seriously, he was too on pitch? Shut up.)...
I hate when I’m at the Golden Globes and some dude hands me Meryl Streep’s...
– David Fincher (via -labyrinth)
OMG. EVERYONE GO HOME.
(via sylvysparrow)
All the rumors about Bill Murray are true.
booyahgrandmere:
We saw him at Roebling Tea Room last night and I just want you to know that all the rumors about him are true.
I finally go to Williamsburg on a Friday night, only to narrowly miss Bill Murray? What is even the point of my life?
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surisburnbook:
Well, it’s here.
Beyonce reportedly gave birth to a daughter yesterday in New York, named either Blue Ivy or Ivy Blue. (Gwyneth Paltrow says it’s “Blue Ivy,” but since when has she been a trustworthy individual?) Ivy Blue Knowles-Z is a much better name, so obviously I’m pushing for the opposite.
For all of you who are concerned about my well-being, don’t be. I am fine. Well,...
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Re-watching The Hills is my new hobby
Stephanie Pratt: You’re making me cry right now. Spencer Pratt: No. You’re making yourself cry, because of what you did.
Best.
December 2011
20 posts
I secretly hate Scrabble, for the simple reason that anyone hates Scrabble,...
– David Samuels, Underachievers Please Try Harder (via fernandofrench)
Television’s Yule Log Now Blazes in 3-D -... →
Last year’s news, but I only yesterday discovered the Yule Log On Demand, mixed in with the free movies. For a Brooklyn apartment with not one, but two, bricked-in fireplaces, an On Demand looped video of a crackling fire with ‘O Tannenbaum’ playing in the background seems like just the ticket.
I can’t convince anyone to let me keep it on for more than 30-45 seconds,...